STILL HUMAN
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
(Source: battasenpai, via notcrazyiswear)
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
(via iamtheghostyouonceknew)
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
(via iamtheghostyouonceknew)
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn, via notcrazyiswear)
“Acting is the only thing I’m even vaguely good at and acting is something that I think I do know about.” – Martin Freeman
(Source: oswwin, via violethunted)
Martin Freeman wears Richard James suit for British Esquire (x) (x)
(Source: beejohn, via violethunted)
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
(via beautifymyname)
Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2
saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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